<!-- @page { margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } A:link { color: #0000ff } -->Last week Jim Cornette decided that he needed to blow off some steam, so he sent an email to former associate and current TNA employee Terry Taylor. In the email, he spent a great deal of time describing, in disturbing detail, how he wants to end Vince Russo’s life. Now, I understand disliking somebody to the point of wishing death upon them, but for most people those are empty requests. Jim Cornette isn’t like most people. Jim Cornette is fucking crazy. Jim Cornette is also a bully, and as you might already know, I do not suffer bullies.It’s a little known fact that being TJR’s resident smart ass comes with certain privileges. One of those privileges is not requiring citations or silly little things like “facts” to get my stories published. That being said, while I was rooting around in Doctor Money’s garbage can (as I usually do on Sunday nights) I “discovered” a literary gem among the Taco Bell wrappers and streak-stained underwear (he poops himself, you see) that's very relevant to Cornette’s current situation. Here is the possible manuscript of what I believe is Jim Cornette’s attempt at writing self-help books. Enjoy!<!--more-->


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